“ Lucky charms are like vampires of breakfast cereal, they’re magical, they’re delicious, they’re a little bit dangerous and bad for you, they initially make you feel great but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with lucky charms is just a little bit unhealthy and then you start to think maybe i don’t want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health. But then the lucky charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that, it makes you feel special, so yeah you spend your life with lucky charms. That’s awesome, that’s a great way to get diabetes."